First Thing I'm Gonna do is Ask For a a Jammy Pack, it' s Become a Necessity at This Point. How do They Expect me to Taste the Waste? At Least I Have 60 Inch Bong

 They go on and on about their jammy packs, but never once elaborate on the mode of acquirement. Its' honestly just like they're laughing in our faces.  

The closest we got to achieving this waste-ness was today. We drifted to the dollar tree to find some yellow ass paint-and as we were checking out i remembered we forgot to get blunt wraps. So we stopped at a smoke shop before trying to get some yog. 

When we arrived, the man complimented our hats, we thanked him and I decide between the backwood flavors-I was stuck between Russian cream(my usual) and honey bourbon(a new choice). I asked the man and he told me he doesn't smoke backwoods, and that 'LooseLeaf' is coming up, no tobacco inside just the wrap. So I got some. 

    We got on to looking at bongs and being entertained and chit chatting with the salesman. Next thing we know were deciding between which cheap tiny bong is the best, and he asks us if we want this beautiful purple monster. We turn around and he is holding a 60 inch bong and offering it to us for 50 bucks. Without a moments hesitation we glided over to the glass desk, saying yes definitely, and over it he hands us a plastic wrapped purple plastic bong with a black mouthpiece.  We decided to half it and it is back here at my apartment with us now. Very fire. We were dying of excitement and taking pics with the fire camera, and he offered to shoot us. 

Also very fire, we were giddy.

One man on the street complimented it but other than that we got some strange looks. 

We went to get our usual yogurt only to find they were OUT of tart which was a travesty so we left. There has been a tart frozen yogurt shortage in America possibly lately. When I was in Kansas City, the yog place was also out of tart. So I'm a little worried for the impending tart shortage. Please vote for your local person who will bring it back.